He automated so much of his workload that he had very little left to do on most days—Manager tells remote worker that his status should never show "away"—he writes a program that feigns activity at all times

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Boss said my Teams shouldn't go "Away" during work hours. Challenge accepted.

Boss said my Teams shouldn't go "Away" during work hours. Challenge accepted.

He was working as in IT at a tech company

A few years ago I was working remotely as a fancy IT guy and developer at a tech company. Within the first couple of months I'd automated so much of my workload that I legit had almost nothing left to do most days. Everything that could be scripted, monitored, or scheduled... was.

His manager told him that his status could never go to away

One morning my manager messaged me: "We've noticed your Microsoft Teams keeps going to Away every 20 minutes. This shouldn't be happening if you are at your desk working." Fair enough.

He wrote a script to make sure that never happened

I replied: "Understood. My Teams will never go Away again." ...and I meant it. Instead of arguing, I spent about 40 minutes writing a PowerShell script that launched a harmless train of processes every few minutes, like mouse clicking, alt+tabbing, and it simulated just enough activity to keep my status green. I set this to repeat every 10 minutes.

He tested it

I tested it. Available. Five minutes later... Still Available. An hour later... Still Available.

So he spent his afternoons hiking instead

I grabbed my backpack, walked out of Starbucks, and spent the rest of the afternoon, and every afternoon thereafter hiking. My Teams status never went Away again.

Because this was how his manager was evaluating the work the manager thought he was doing a good job

The next time I heard from my boss he was once again reviewing status times and thanked me for my dedication. Edit: People keep asking for a copy of the script. It's on one of my githubs, the link is in the comments.
lifeisatoss That's great. I told my CEO today that I want the laziest IT people on staff. they get things fixed, make sure everything is monitored with alerts and are just sitting around watching movies and waiting for alarm bells to go off.
velvedire Y'all's Teams statuses actually work? At one company I always appeared as offline to my supervisor, but no one else. The next company, Teams was only registering activity when it was the active window. I constantly appeared inactive while I'm the office using my computer.
sewer_pickles I work from home and use a mouse jiggler because I hate having to log into my computer again whenever I step away. A side benefit is that my Teams status is always green.
If you can be reached by your phone during working hours, I don't see an issue. It's just micromanagement to watch for the color of someone's Teams status light. If you have enough time to do that, you need more work
Individual-Army811 I have mine perpetually set to away, with a message that says I am busy working and dont keep Teams on as it is a distraction, then provide my phone number if its urgent. If someone Teams's me, and I don't get to it for a couple days, they were warned.
GwenBD94 "Im going to go online and brag about the exact argument that exists against remote work and see how many companies can use me as an example of why RTO is needed" Thanks buddy.
malleysc Haha I was literally having a conversation with my team in Teams and Teams showed me as away....I screenshoted it and and we laughed and commented how Teams s.ks
Ginger-Nerd The next time I heard from my boss he was once again II II
DrifterBG That's cool and all, but every CEO reading this will use it as a reason why remote work is a bad idea because you've admitted that you're out hiking during work hours.

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